despazito:

despazito:

They’d never let us have happy feet gay shrimp in 2023

shrimps is gay

menoftiktok:

Flora MMA | the ultimate bromance fr fr

neil-gaiman:

cincinnatiburgoo:

I can’t stop laughing at this 🤣😂🤣

It’s the capital letter shouting that I love so much.

manywinged:

manywinged:

horned ttrpg characters are fun in theory but realistically speaking they would get every cobweb and vine hanging from the dungeon ceiling tangled in their horns in minutes like a cat that went behind the sofa

when you finally emerge from the caverns miraculously somehow still alive and the whole party won’t stop laughing because you look like this

ALT

sweaterkittensahoy:

bodhrancomedy:

Shout out to the best joke I’ve ever told, WWDITS style.

(His name is Timothy)

The sound of it hitting the bookcase should be bottled for easy laughter.

godivaghoul:

random hat sketches to remember how to draw again

i think she is 12 years old and probably ultimately learned her lesson when the entire town was engulfed in a demonic apocalypse. what did you expect. should she have gone to jail?

australet789:

It’s also funny how everyone brings up Weirdmaggedon and Sock Opera as “Mabel’s Selfishness” when Dipper literally did all the shit he did… because he wanted to date Wendy. A 16 years old. When he was 12. And Mabel did it because *check notes* she wanted to spend more time with her brother

Like aldkala both of them were gremlins that learned their lesson, they were kids and ended up forgiving each other or else would ended up like the Stan Twins, that’s the whole thing of the show: “love your sibling/family or you end up like these hobos that caused the apocalypse because they didnt want to say thank you to each other”

prismatic-bell:

raisin-rye:

prismatic-bell:

books-read-in-nooks:

When the author describes a character’s appearance way too late and you have to quickly redesign the image you already have for them in your head:

This is why if you want people to know your character has long raven-black hair with red streaks and eyes like limpid tears, you need to make sure you say so in your first paragraph. Christ. Imagine someone thinking your character’s a prep.

Holy shit I’m dying.

That. That literally explains the opening paragraph of My Immortal I was making a joke but this person came out here with receipts holy hell

teaboot:

teaboot:

Me, calling in to my shift supervisor: Gooooooood morning! Are we ready for another super splendiferous day with the public?! 😀

Her: That is too much energy

Me: It iiiiiis fake!! 😀

Her: Still too much energy

ALT

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yd12k:

definitelynotlazav:

protectcosette:

doubleca5t:

reallyreallyreallytrying:

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

An actual World Heritage Post

how does this post not have a million notes but anyone online can quote it

one week until ten years of Spiders Georg